What Will You Be, Little Raccoon?

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Written by Matthew Bonatti

Illustrated by Mike Schmidt

​Humor Book

Creative Art Game

Reward Card for Kids

“Maybe a chef

Who bakes only cake,

But I always get fur

In everything that I make.”

Little Raccoon is upset because he doesn’t know what he wants to be when he grows up. For every job he thinks of, he also thinks of a reason why he won’t succeed. A firefighter, a lawyer…. is there anything he CAN do? With comical rhymes and humorous illustrations, this book will captivate all young readers.

Paperback.  44 pages

Publication Date: November 30, 2017

​Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN-13: 978-1979830713

Grade Level: 1-2


Vasectomy: What To Expect So You're Not Expecting

Written and Illustrated by Mike Schmidt

Children's Book

Namikopy is a card game ... BUT ... unlike most card games, the first thing YOU need to do is use your imagination to design your cards.

The idea of Namikopy is to make your brain think creatively about charactr design.  You get to create a character that YOU make up!  And then another!  And then another!  You can make a whole bunch!!  What you draw or design is completely up to you.  After your cards are created, you can battle other players.

Deck includes: 30 blank cards, instructions on designing the cards and playing the game, 1 bonus character card.


(+ $2.00 shipping)

For more information and purchasing, visit www.namikopy.com

The MVP(More Veggies Please)Card

Considering a vasectomy? Know someone who is? Sometimes a sense of humor is the best medicine. Written like a children's book - with funny pictures, rhyming stanzas and all - this book gives a tongue-in-cheek look at what to expect as you approach your vasectomy. Funny, straightforward, and honest - this book tells you what to expect so you won't be expecting anytime soon.

Paperback.  28 pages
Publication Date: March 23, 2017
​Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN-13: 978-1544140414


Similar to merchants’ reward cards for adults, The MVP Card is designed for kids.

​The child and parent together determine the reward, and write it in the space provided.
A child can keep his/her “card” in his/her room, or on the fridge - it’s his/her own special card.
And when he/she eats ALL of the vegetables at a meal, he/she earns a ‘mark’ toward the reward.

With 7 blocks until a goal, children will learn patience, but also not get discouraged by feeling like it’s too far away.  He/she can follow the progress, with the excitement of having another block marked off.

​​The MVP Card helps to motivate children toward eating healthy vegetables - and maybe, as a happy consequence, they will find that they actually LIKE eating vegetables - and eat them for that reason alone!

4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.  High quality card stock.

4 cards in a pack, with an 'About' card and bonus sticker!

$10.00 (+ $2.00 shipping)

To place an order please email me directly, or place an order via my Etsy store by clicking HERE.