“Maybe a chef

Who bakes only cake,

But I always get fur

In everything that I make.”

Little Raccoon is upset because he doesn’t know what he wants to be when he grows up. For every job he thinks of, he also thinks of a reason why he won’t succeed. A firefighter, a lawyer…. is there anything he CAN do? With comical rhymes and humorous illustrations, this book will captivate all young readers.

Paperback.  44 pages

Publication Date: November 30, 2017

​Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

ISBN-13: 978-1979830713

Grade Level: 1-2


The objective of this brochure is to inform the client of certain information that may be needed for international travel with their pet.  This way, when they state they are traveling, the brochure can be offered, informing the client of key elements that will need to be known before continuing with the process.  They can go home and gather information possibly unknown to a practice, especially if they are a new client.  In addition, the client becomes more informed of the process of preparation for travel.  This brochure aids the client in gathering information, but also benefits the practice - because as any veterinary staff responsible for the paperwork for international travel knows, an informed and prepared client makes the process so much easier.

Considering a vasectomy? Know someone who is? Sometimes a sense of humor is the best medicine. Written like a children's book - with funny pictures, rhyming stanzas and all - this book gives a tongue-in-cheek look at what to expect as you approach your vasectomy. Funny, straightforward, and honest - this book tells you what to expect so you won't be expecting anytime soon.

Paperback.  28 pages
Publication Date: March 23, 2017
​Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN-13: 978-1544140414


Reward Card for Kids


What Will You Be, Little Raccoon?

Written by Matthew Bonatti

Illustrated by Mike Schmidt

​Humor Book

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Informative Brochure for Clients

Similar to merchants’ reward cards for adults, The MVP Card is designed for kids.

​The child and parent together determine the reward, and write it in the space provided.
A child can keep his/her “card” in his/her room, or on the fridge - it’s his/her own special card.
And when he/she eats ALL of the vegetables at a meal, he/she earns a ‘mark’ toward the reward.

With 7 blocks until a goal, children will learn patience, but also not get discouraged by feeling like it’s too far away.  He/she can follow the progress, with the excitement of having another block marked off.

​​The MVP Card helps to motivate children toward eating healthy vegetables - and maybe, as a happy consequence, they will find that they actually LIKE eating vegetables - and eat them for that reason alone!

4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.  High quality card stock.

4 cards in a pack, with an 'About' card and bonus sticker!

$10.00 + $2.00 s/h

To place an order please email me directly, or place an order via my Etsy store by clicking HERE.

8.5" x 11" Tri-fold Brochure

Full Color


Pack of 20  -  $20.00               Pack of 40  -  $35.00

For questions, or to place an order, please contact me at:


The MVP(More Veggies Please)Card

Preparing For International Travel With Your Pet

Vasectomy: What To Expect So You're Not Expecting

Written and Illustrated by Mike Schmidt

Children's Book